GO-GO-GOA:

WHERE COW BEACH BUMS ARE AS CUTE AS GIDGET & MOONDOGIE

Sacred Beach Mooooo Bums

We are in India’s playground of beach chill. Here, we spent a few days playing with good friends and getting fat on mounds of tasty Indian food whilst lounging around on big overstuffed pillows and listening to the waves play about in the Arabian Sea.

SURPRISES:

  • Indian women swim fully dressed while white folk frolic near naked. One woman flicked off her top in front of an Indian man as he was walking by us. He kept his head turned completely sidewards towards us, unable to look forward, eyes bulging in shock. He looked truly mortified and is still probably praying to the deities.

 

  • Cow pie dodging is a true talent while strolling on the sand

 

  • No seagulls, but Crows seems to be the country’s bird. They are everywhere and their caws are deafening.

 

  • Funeral pyres for burning piles of plastic bottles

 

BIG ASS ROCKS IN GOA